he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
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Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
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I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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