I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
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