dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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