i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
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I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
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did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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