I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
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She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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