so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
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Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
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Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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