S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
