My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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