I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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