Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
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we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
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I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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