I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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