Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
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so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
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Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Just pee around me
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize