My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
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Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
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I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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