its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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