i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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