I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
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It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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