i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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