Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
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I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
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I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
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