wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
that's an acceptable place to lick
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I feel like a drive thru vagina
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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