big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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