You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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