she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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