idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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