i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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