return my video game
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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