There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
where are you?
Hypothermia
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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