I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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