you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
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Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
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He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize