Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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