That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
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RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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