Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
How naked do you want me to be?
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