Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
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I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
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New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
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5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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