Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
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