epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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