He is such a slut. More and more my type.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I can't put those talents on a resume
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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