I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
