I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
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I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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