Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
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My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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