I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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