just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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