yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
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He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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