Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
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Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
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My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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