So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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