He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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