The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
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Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
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if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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