where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
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New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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