Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
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thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
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You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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