Midget sex pt 2 tonight
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
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Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
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Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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