i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
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Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
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You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Is Oprah even human
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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