Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
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i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
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and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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