Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
