everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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