GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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