Got a toothbrush?
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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